Just a nice little piece of information for all of you out there. The 70's aren't coming back for another 63 years. And even then it won't be the same. Stop trying to pretend that your life is like Dazed and Confused. I don't know why you'd want to be around Matthew McConaughey and Ben Affleck anyway.
Point is, you're not cool. Why not? Because you're trying to goddamned hard. Nobody likes try-hards. Except other try-hards. So you can all run off and be one big group of try-hards that think you're all so goddamned cool, but nobody that matters really cares because you are all a bunch of unimpressive fucking morons. Just remember to unpop your collars when you suck each others' dicks, so as not to get human ejaculate on your $50 shirt. Fucking cunts.
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